Crazy Dog of Death Avocado Soup

base:

2 avocados
2 small thai chiles (with seeds)
3 cups of water
1/4 cup nama shoyu
7 cloves garlic
1 inch of ginger
juice of 1 lemon
1/2 large heirloom tomato
1/4 onion
1 tsp kelp powder

non-base:

italian parsley
lemon basil
opal basil
italian basil
mint
oregano
cauliflower
1/2 heirloom tomato (remaining half from base)
portobello mushroom

Blend all ingredients for base until completely liquid.

Chop up herbs, heirloom tomato, cauliflower, and mushroom into pieces and add into base.

Mix well, and smile forever.